A Weegie in the East Neuk of Fife.

Let’s talk Stay-cations. As we all know the student life can be a skint one. This means we have to be a little more creative and thrifty with our extra-curricular activities and holidays are no exception. With 1 year left on my PhD, my holidays have had a make-do-and-mend theme to them. This is fine because if you are gonna Stay-cation, Scotland is one helluva place to do it. With gorgeous white sandy beaches, mountains, hills, glens, forests, machair, flora, fauna & a whole lot of wildlife in between, if we only had the weather, who needs a far flung holiday destination?

Well I do, but this summer I settled for Fife where the sun was out in full force and the food could tempt any traveller. Here is my Weegie Foodie Tour in the East Neuk of Fife.

  • Ardross Farm Shop

The first stop was the Ardross Farm Shop, heck it’s reason alone to come up to Fife, where I stocked up on the week’s shopping. The shop operates out of a beautifully renovated cart shed on the farm and prides itself on being a haven for food lovers.

Ardross Farm Shop - The official haven for Food Lovers
Ardross Farm Shop – The official haven for Food Lovers

While the shop is relatively small it’s chock full of locally sourced produce mainly from small artisan suppliers. It’s no wonder I spend a small fortune each time I visit. However if you are on a budget you can still find some bargains, namely in the seasonal fruit & vegetables and free range eggs.

A small selection of their fruit & veg. Image: Ardross Facebook.
A small selection of their fruit & veg. Image: Ardross Facebook.

If you get the chance to visit please do try out:

  • The Little Herb Farm fruit vinegars. These are produced in the nearby village of Pittenweem and come in a variety of flavours. I use these for salad dressings but they’re equally good drizzled over fresh fruit and ice cream and for livening up gravies, stews and even a glass of bubbly
  • Your Piece oatcakes. Based in Fife, Your Piece produces oatcakes, shortbread, porridge bars and cereal using traditional methods. The oatcakes are chunky but not at all crumbly and quite frankly are the only vessel for eating cheese in this part of the world. 
  • Ochil Fudge Pantry. Fudge is fudge, we all love it, but what makes Ochil stand out is their variety of inspired flavours: Apple Crumble, Baileys, Butterscotch, Cherry Bakewell, Chilli Chocolate, Irn Bru and Rum n Raisin to name a few. Fear not, these folks deliver.
  • Ardross Steak Pies. Ardross stock a fantastic selection of ready meals made in their own commercial kitchen and their steak pies are hands down the best I’ve ever tried. The pies have a light puff pastry lid & big tender chunks of steak in gravy. They come in 3 sizes to feed between 2-6 people. Stock up on several to stash away in the freezer for winter.
Some of the best items Ardross has to offer
Some of the best items Ardross has to offer
  •  Ardross Tea Time Special

With my fully stocked fridge on the first night I settled down to an Ardross tea of: Roast chicken with smoked garlic butter with the trimmings and a Strawberry Pavlova. Thankfully I didn’t have to lug my beloved Kenwood all the way to Fife for the Pav (believe me I would have if need be) because Ardross stock Pavlova bases. All it needed was a thick layer of whipped cream & some Cassis drenched strawberries.

A 5 minute Pav
A 5 minute Pav
  • Crail Pottery

I stumbled across Crail Pottery while exploring the Crail Festival on a drizzly afternoon. The pottery is a family business and I urge anyone to pop along for a look. Their courtyard & shop feels like a cross between a museum and the home of an eclectic hoarder. Every inch of the place has rows upon rows of beautiful handmade & hand painted pottery and no 2 pieces are the same.

Crail Pottery is THE place to pick up unique kitchen paraphernalia and gifts. You can find anything from teacups to cooking pots, lamps, vases and mirrors in a variety of different finishings, patterns and colours. Some items which caught my eye and which I’m keen to go back for 1 day are:

  • Garlic Pots
  • Giant Salt Pigs
  • Butter Dishes
  • Deep Pasta Bowls
  • Tuscan inspired carafes & goblets
The Crail Pottery courtyard.
The Crail Pottery courtyard.
  • Pittenween Chocolate Company

For such a small shop The Pittenweem Chocolate Company packs one helluva punch and as soon as you step in the door the smell is intoxicating. The Pittenweem Chocolate Company & Cocoa Tree Cafe is a family run business who produce their own artisan chocolate and source speciality chocolates from around the world.

Now I didn’t get a chance to check out their cafe but their menu boasts a tempting selection of hot chocolates, cakes, crepes and waffles. Gentlemen, if you are trying to score brownie points with a lady friend, take them here & splash the cash.

The handmade artisan chocolate counter
The handmade artisan chocolate counter

You can purchase a pick n mix of chocolates in various sized gift bags & boxes charged by weight. I opted for the medium sized box of approx 10 chocolates from their Artisan Chocolate Selection. This cost £12 and came wrapped up in a bow of my choice. Pricey yes, but well worth it. The staff were extremely friendly and helped me select chocolates to my tastes which included:

  • Wasabi
  • Japanese Whiskey
  • Port
  • Lemongrass
  • Rose Cream
  • Pistachio Truffle
  • Salted Caramel
Gift box of chocolates all for moi!
Who says you can’t gift yourself with pretty items?
  • St Andrews Farmhouse Cheese Company

From chocolate to cheese. It was a no brainer to make this 2 mile trip outside Pittenweem. The St Andrews Farmhouse Cheese Company is another family business. The cheese is made using unpasteurised milk which comes from their own cows fed on a rich grass & grain diet. You can purchase a range of cheeses & accompaniments in the shop and there are opportunities to watch the cheese being made as well.

It's all about the cows & their cracking diet
It’s all about the cows & their cracking diet

I purchased their famous Anster cheese which tastes like a creamy strong cheddar, a blue cheese and a hard mild cheese with cumin seeds which was divine. The only downside to this shop was the lack of locally sourced preserves.

Cheese, oatcakes, chutney & cheese. What more does a girl need at lunchtime?
Cheese, oatcakes, chutney & cheese. What more does a girl need at lunchtime?
  • Jannettas

Like I said in Weegie In Northern Ireland post, no trip to a coastal town is complete without the award winning Ice Cream and St Andrews is no exception. It may be the home of Golf and William & Kate’s romance but it is also the home of the lesser well known Jannetta’s Gelato Experience. Something I hear William himself enjoyed while studying there. This family business has been operating in the same premises for 4 generations.

Janetta's Gelateria in St Andrews. Image: Janetta's Facebook
Janetta’s Gelateria in St Andrews. Image: Janetta’s Facebook

Jannetta’s stock over 100 flavours (every day) of gelato, sorbet & frozen yogurt which you can enjoy in a cone, a tub, a milkshake or a sundae. Alternatively, their Ice Cream Tricycle or Mini Marquee could be enough to tempt any couple to get married in the local area. I sampled a double scoop tub of Pineapple & Dark Cherry for around £3.50.

Good enough for the Royals, good enough for me
Good enough for the Royals, good enough for me!
  • Anstruther Fish Bar

It goes without saying that no visit to the Neuk is complete without a visit to the award winning Anstruther Fish Bar for your tea. This family-owned business use sustainable produce and methods, and has garnered attention from everyone from the Royal family to Tom Hanks.

Queuing is synonymous with the Anstruther Fish Bar and potentially part of the tourist attraction. The fact that even the locals are willing to queue when there are several other chippies on the same street, only serves to highlight its excellence. Just be mindful of what time you do visit. I queued for dinner around 5.30pm on a Sunday and waited 50 mins to be served. If you find yourself in the same scenario, wrap up warm & grab an ice cream to enjoy while waiting. Then eat outside on the pier. You can eat inside but tables are limited during peak hours.

The Anstruther Fish Bar on a rare sunny & queue free day. Image: The Skinny
The Anstruther Fish Bar on a rare sunny & queue free day. Image: The Skinny